Batman's an Asshole

Hey fellas, ever date a girl with daddy issues? Maybe one who whines about how daddy’s dead. Wasn’t there growing up. So now she goes out to bars, dresses in ridiculous get ups, serious impulse control issues... Yeah. Pleasant wasn’t she?

Now imagine that chick, as a dude. Multiply it by 3. That’s Batman.

Or THE Batman, if you're a dick.

He’s clearly schizoid or schizotypal. The only chick we know he bones is the daughter of his father figure surrogate, Ra’s.

Also, he’s megalomaniacal. He won't even let Superman lead the most powerful people on the planet. Wonder Woman. Martian Manhunter. Green Lantern. Some guy in body armor with some shuriken. Ooohh....

Speaking of Superman... that guy lost his parents too. Twice. And every other member of his species. You don’t see him bitching. One could make the argument that Superman hit the genetic lottery and is somewhat compensated. I could make the same argument for rich boy Brucie.

Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot.

But you know what is really cowardly? Putting on a mask and tights for your nightly ritual of kicking the shit out the mentally ill.